Feeling Blew
Faithful reader's, There comes a time in every websites' life when the public says all of a sudden "we want more! For VSL, this is that. We are happy to pronounce that VSL has reached a record FOUR SUSCRIBORS! We could never have done it. Thank you!!1!!!!1 Believe me I know exactly what your thinking. "This started out as a local farmstand in my area wo'nt the publicity be bad for the economy in my area?" VSL understands the importans of tourism. We are interested in tourism.
Get Jiggy with It!
To: VSL RE: Friendship, etc. I'ts that time of year again. Tragedy strikes VSL as we have to say goodbye of our members who are graduating. This is a time to reflect on all the valuable members who are graduating. On a happier, we are pleased to welcome new members who are not graduating. We have been looking thorough applications for many weeks now and are very excited about this years porspective members! Unfortune, we most likely will only be able to let in 63,000 new memb
'sno storm!
Would you look at that snow! It's times like these that make me thankful for. Today is a big day for VSL! Here's a fun activity for a snowy day. Put an open mason jar on your porch (or patio!), and voila! Nature is truly astoundishing. Recently, youv'e probably been hearing a lot about VSL in the news. Tha'ts a little something we here at VSL call "propajand"a. Propajanda is an incredible innovation invented by Nathaniel Bacon in 1676. Look him up, you wont' be disappointed.
VSL in The world
Dear frendz, family, lovers, enemys, haterz, and other (orthopedists), Its' an exciting time 2 be in Variety is the spice Of life club. Housing market prices are rising, they are serving coffee ice cream in pRock (ur socks off!), and yesterday, president Harry Truman endorsed our mission statement (emphatically, I might add). And u r prolly wondering, Im' a middle aged man from Baltimore, Ohio--what does this mean for me? Well, you are about to find out. A lot of people said,
First Club Meeting
Hey VSL,
Hoppppppppe u r all siked 4 r mtg l8r. Here's th'ajenda:
3:59 o'clock P.M. Eastern Standard Time: gather at the gates of Procstar
Eat some snacks
Share a few laughs
Draft an agenda for the meeting---
Possible ideas:
COnstitution
Anthem
Logo work
Reviewing the website
Choosing an activity for the day
Doing the activity
Funding ideas
4:00 o'clock P.M. centr