VSL in The world
Dear frendz, family, lovers, enemys, haterz, and other (orthopedists),
Its' an exciting time 2 be in Variety is the spice Of life club. Housing market prices are rising, they are serving coffee ice cream in pRock (ur socks off!), and yesterday, president Harry Truman endorsed our mission statement (emphatically, I might add).
And u r prolly wondering, Im' a middle aged man from Baltimore, Ohio--what does this mean for me? Well, you are about to find out.
A lot of people said, VSL? WHat does that stand for, vaggy sock lart? But I m here to sread the good word. And thats where you come in. This decade, wel'l be kicking of our county outreach program IN A COUNTY NEaR YOU. So, why not get out of the house, get some people on your skateboard, and roll on down to bring the light of VSL into your neighbor's lives'? remember, its' only in one county in the whole world so we are counting on you!
Now I bet ur thinking, my neightbors are ornery hermits who live in their crockpots. WE HEAR YOU! That's why, for a limited time, we will be making "neighbor luring kits" and selling them at the low low low price of $286 pesos. Luring kits include but are not limited to shiny pieces of tinfoil to catch there eye, some rope, and a "DYI" book on affective headlocks. These wil be available on ebay most likely.
Questions? Praise? Compliments? Do'nt hesitate to contact us! Like our tresurer always says, "our fan's's compliments are the lifeblood of thriving our organization"
Wishing you a happy holiday season,
spiceprez
