Get Jiggy with It!
To: VSL
RE: Friendship, etc.
I'ts that time of year again. Tragedy strikes VSL as we have to say goodbye of our members who are graduating. This is a time to reflect on all the valuable members who are graduating.
On a happier, we are pleased to welcome new members who are not graduating. We have been looking thorough applications for many weeks now and are very excited about this years porspective members!
Unfortune, we most likely will only be able to let in 63,000 new members this year. If you find that your application gets rejected. Please dont' take it person! Our member restrictions are set by the king, who is cruel and unusual in his/her/it's decrees. No need to be sad, we can all participate from the comfort of your area! By supporting our outreach campaigns.
PLEAS BE sAFE OUT THEIR. The frosts is biting!
If you are worried that youre application will be refused, feel free to sned bribes. We except ca$h and chex
Everlasting love from your spirirutal soulm8
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