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First Club Meeting
Hey VSL,
Hoppppppppe u r all siked 4 r mtg l8r. Here's th'ajenda:
3:59 o'clock P.M. Eastern Standard Time: gather at the gates of Procstar
Eat some snacks
Share a few laughs
Draft an agenda for the meeting---
Possible ideas:
COnstitution
Anthem
Logo work
Reviewing the website
Choosing an activity for the day
Doing the activity
Funding ideas
4:00 o'clock P.M. centr